Truthfully it’s hard tryna practice abstinence.

I had a awkward chance encounter yesterday, with the devil. This little rebel was looking disheveled as ever, and the first thing out of her mouth as I approached her was “revel in my presence, bitch. You’ll never even be able to taste the essence of my level, kid.”

She looked a lot different than the last time I had seen her, but still had that nasty fucking attitude. I mentioned to her, “Hey, I think I might’ve fucked your cousin in the summer. Cause that little c*nt put me through hell, burned me real good.” She didn’t care.

She told me about how she had been on a search for that Woman with the tattooed hands, but ended up coming across an old friend instead. None other than God Herself…

She went on to tell me about how they had decided to rekindle their… “friendship” for just one night. Pints, pipes, dates with divinity, and flashing lights. That’s how she ended up spending the night on God’s bathroom floor. Dirty, dirty whore. And as she continued to tell me about their night together, in excruciating detail I might add, all I could seem to think about… was what it must be like to lick clit with a forked tongue.

After their night of sin and heavenly orgasms, they parted ways. Most likely to never see each other again. There wasn’t much concern in her voice at the thought, and to be honest my eyes had glazed over way back when she had mentioned all of the devouring that went on.

She could tell I was lost, in a haze. So, she dismissed herself. But not before pulling me close and planting one on me, long and hard. Rock hard. With my bottom lip between her teeth, she dared not creep away until the tiniest bit of blood did seep from my mouth to hers. She momentarily placed her palm to the front of my jeans, then pushed a way, licked her lips, turned, and split.

Horny little bitch…

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